Been fighting Vampires for most of my life. Never heard of a Slayer, other than Blade and a couple others, didn’t think there were many of us fighting them.
Blade, huh? Love the name. Never heard of him. But nice to meet another fighter. I’m Faith.
January 2012
21 posts
Another day as a responsible adult.
I’d rather be a hottie with superpowers!
I’m hotish, I have battle scars, an aura of mystery and I’ve filled out a bit.
Also, I think the fact that I don’t have superpowers and still kick Demon ass is pretty damn good.
Aura of mystery. Right.
I’ll admit, your demon ass-kicking is pretty damn impressive. I’d have left the world-saving to someone else if I were you.
Another day as a responsible adult.
Says the boy who plays video games.
And supports himself and works a fourty hour week on top of slaying the undead with no special powers to speak of.
BOO-YAH!
I’d rather be a hottie with superpowers!
Another day as a responsible adult.
I’m awesome at this, yo.
(By “responsible adult,” I of course mean “calculated Slaying machine”)
Ahahaha!
Aha!
HA!
Says the boy who plays video games.
Another day as a responsible adult.
I’m awesome at this, yo.
(By “responsible adult,” I of course mean “calculated Slaying machine”)
perhapsfaith replied to your post: perhapsfaith started following you
Slayer, actually. So yeah, you may want to lower your gun. Unless you want a whoopin’ that is.
Hah, hold me buttercup, I’m shakin’ in my boots.
Slayer, huh? Who gave you the fancy title? Looks like there’s more people in the war than I thought.
Bunch of old guys who decided there’d only be one of us per generation. ‘Course that didn’t exactly work out, but whatever. You fight vamps and never heard of a Slayer? Hot chicks with superpowers? Ring a bell? Or are you new to the game?
Hey Willow. Let's do girl-talk.
So Anya’s back. How long ‘til miss Demon-Chick spouts out all the dirty deets on her and Xander’s…reunion?
… I vote never ever. I hope for never ever.
… I expect roughly three hours.
Hell, don’t worry. I’ll just remind her who has his v-card. That’ll keep her quiet. Er.
perhapsfaith replied to your post: Hey. What’s blondie doing in my followers list?
Nice to know you haven’t changed, Cordy.
I haven’t? You haven’t really been keeping up to date with me, have you?
What about you, still stalking Angel like a little lost puppy from time to time?
Less stalking, more partner. How’s the queen bee?
Hey Willow. Let's do girl-talk.
So Anya’s back. How long ‘til miss Demon-Chick spouts out all the dirty deets on her and Xander’s…reunion?
captaineyesocket replied to your post: Why would you do that?
You ate my Hot Pockets, too?! This is why we can’t have nice things!
I mean…nothing. *tries to look innocent. key word “tries”*
Damn it, Faith, I was gonna eat those!
Well dude, you shouldn’t have left them out in the open like that! In the fridge. Out in the fridge.
You ate my Hot Pockets, too?! This is why we can’t have nice things!
I mean…nothing. *tries to look innocent. key word “tries”*
Why would you do that?
Those Hot Pockets were just begging to be eaten and I didn’t know you’d claimed them or anything…and that’s not what you’re talking about, is it?
Xanderlicious: I-I mean, uh... →
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[She pats his shoulder awkwardly, caught off guard by his outburst]
There, there. Please don’t cry. Tears make my insides feel all mushy, like eating leftovers from Ben Pao.
You’ve shattered the illusion! My desire for intimate, sweaty relations has disappeared. [Mutters
Yeah, I’m gonna leave you two lovebirds alone. *backs away slowly*
Who would've guessed I'd become the responsible one?
Seriously. When did this happen? When did I become the adult?
Long, long, LONG day of Slaying
Please, would someone who saves the world on a regular basis be lazy?
Wait, that’s you guys. I just kill things.
Oh, come on. Too hard on yourself.
Hey I’m not complaining. Besides I got Angel to work with now. We’re all redemption-y, haven’t you heard?
Long, long, LONG day of Slaying
Sign of the uneducated, I guess. We go for the easy ones. How’s saving the world? Still Commander Xander?
You’re not uneducated, just lazy.
Saving the world? Just like normal, I guess. …Do you have any idea how weird that sounds? Saving the world is normal?
Please, would someone who saves the world on a regular basis be lazy?
Wait, that’s you guys. I just kill things.
Long, long, LONG day of Slaying
Orcs on World of Warcraft.
What’s everyone else up to?
And you’re still as dorky as I remember. How’s the eye, Xander? *smirks*
Aaaaand straight for the eye jokes, nice to see you, too.
Sign of the uneducated, I guess. We go for the easy ones. How’s saving the world? Still Commander Xander?
